Green Hill High School

A High School in Wilson County, Tennessee, that is home to the fighting pigeons. Green Hill High School’s building is a carbon copy of every single goddamn school in the district, of course the first building with this design is Mount Juliet High School. Green Hill students are culturally different from the MJ students in a few different ways. Green Hill Students enjoy primal activities like stealing toilets, stealing stall doors, lighting trash cans on fire, calling in school shooting threats, and many more. The principle of Green Hill is very comparable to Adolf Hitler and leaves classrooms bland and soulless just like him. Also the SRO is bald and may or may not have killed an inmate as a prison guard, while an SRO at MJ has hair, and no positive K/D ratio. Green Hill students often transfer to MJ to return to civilization, but their culture rubs off and has caused MJ to slowly succumb to the primitive monkey non intellectual ways of Green Hill. While most students in Mount Juliet are opposed to this behavior, some catch a disease known as “Green Hill Syndrome” which one has sudden urges to light trash cans on fire in the school restrooms and steal school amenities.

MJ student: Yo, did you see that new kid? He just came in from Green Hill High School.
Former Green Hill student: Reeeee!!!!!! *smashes toilet and starts a trash can fire*

Green Hill High School by Home Of Sexuals December 26, 2021

Timber Creek High School

A disgusting school filled with predators and racists. The overwhelming amount of micro penises that overpopulate this space is brutal. Not to mention the teachers and administrators who dwell on teenage girls outfits rather than addressing the homophobia is astounding… YIKES. All in all would not reccomend this school unless you want experience teenaegers on leashes or if you want to be a country hick!! The diversity isn’t it.

Timber Creek High School Sucks Dick

Timber Creek High School by Countrykitten83_ March 3, 2022

Mifflin County High School 

A school in Mifflin County that is well-known for its high-grade fentanyl. Looking for fentanyl? Walk into the bathrooms. Half of the student body is either racist and homophobic, or gay. Good luck finding any actual education, as it is one of the three lowest-ranked schools in the state of Pennsylvania.

“Hey man, did you hear about Mifflin County High School?”
“Yeah man, I’m gonna start going there for my drugs. They have the good sh*t”

Mifflin County High School by B!tchT!tties April 3, 2022

Stone Bridge High School 

A school full of lowlifes who think they live in the hood. Calling Ashburn, Virginia (The location of the school.) "A-town" or "The burn". When in reality they are rich kids backed by their daddy's credit-card. Guys stumble around the hallways high as hell on weed and assaulting girls, while the very same girls act like sluts. Everybody hates each other but pretend to be best friends. Like the cliche, they are great at sports like the rich high school jocks they are. Kids roll up in their Corvettes and (on the lower end) Mustangs. After which they sit on the bleachers trading money and drugs. All in all, they are the most coked up, fake ass school out there. They are the school people think of when they call Ashburn, "Cashburn".

Nobody likes people who go to Stone Bridge High School!

Stone Bridge High School by Stonebridge Student May 16, 2022

St. Pauls High School 

St. Pauls High School is a one of the worst schools, or should I say THE WORST school in Robeson County, NC. First of all, 3/4 percent of the athletes have std’s, especially the football team, they’re never worried about their education at all, they just love sticking their dicks in snow bunnies. Second of all, the sex that goes around this school, which is the cause of all these diseases around of course, there are freshmen fucking in the baseball field, bathrooms, and even classrooms, imagine how fucking dirty this school could be, even with the virus around. Third of all, the amount of non-poc people saying the N-Word, the whites, the racist ass natives, you fucking name it. This school is all about fighting, and most of the kids that “fight” really ain’t shit, they just fight like a bitch. Well that’s all, I could write a novel about this but that’s for another time, remember kids, SPHS will always have junkies and freaks, but there is never a day where it’s boring.

“Hey! My sister got fucked in the baseball field in St. Pauls High School”.

St. Pauls High School by hatinglife84 February 27, 2022

downers grove south high school 

this is the brokest school ever with some of the most worthless people attending it. 90% of ignorant fucks in this world attend this high school and join together to form the loudest and most obnoxios noises in this world, these morons repeat this every passing period. a big part of this group of kids are african american (not being racists by any means, but i did recognize this pattern!), or well to do white kids that pretend they come from a troubled past because they too like to be loud and ignorant, these "wiggers" are mostly born with a silver spoon in thier mouth but spit it out when they get to about the jr high age. pretty much the rest of the remaining kids in the school think that they are the coolest things to walk the earth and act like thier shit doesnt think but in fact they are some of the biggest twats ive ever met in my life. in this group ive included the dumb ass "bandos" (as i like to call them) are a bunch of no talent assholes who decided that they suck at everything in life except for making outrageous noises that they think is in some sort of tune, when in fact they suck at that too. they then go on to making a band out of thier fuckin garage and think this will make them famous and make everyone love them, which just this thought makes me hate them more. LBC has been the only good band that has come from this school, thats like 1 in a gazillion, so for you fuckin bandos, give it up!there are on the other hand a hand full of people that i will say are cool people and do not fit into the other 99.9% of people. o yes, i almost forgot the sluts. a bunch of the fakest people in the world again, heavily populated in out school. trully, i dont think that i have to explain them much because all schools have them. now for the staff, some of the staff people are good and legitimate teachers and i respect them for that, i think they should have some sort of compensation for doing something good, but in a school like DGS, you cant expect them to appriciate the few good things, there too busy trying to cover up fucked up people then to recognize the good, but for you teachers, you should have self glorification for helping out the future. well let me tell you about the "other" staff members, the "others" are just twisted, for instance some offer to buy beer for thier female students if they can in return party with them. other teachers will occasionally show up at a party you are at and get wasted with you (this is due to common sibling friends) but never-the-less, this is a very awkward expirience. and last, but by no means least, there is a certain gym teacher (better known for is LUCKY coaching on the side) who thrives off of failing seniors and will at all costs avoid confrontation. im not going to put my word on it, but there are rumors that he REALLY likes some of his female students, if you catch my drift. heres some food for thought, he is married to a former student quite a bit younger then him, the strangest coinsidence happened, they started "dating" on the day of her graduation! how convienent.

Each day I spend at DGS, I am that much closer to killing myself!

downers grove south high school by Hugh Jaynus March 21, 2005

Springboro High School

Springboro High School is located in Springboro, a city south of Dayton, Ohio, where all the rich people live. Springboro has 3 country clubs and neighborhoods filled with million dollar homes. Springboro High School is ranked 7th for the wealthiest school in the state of Ohio. Many other schools in Ohio hate Springboro High School for the wealthy snobs that go there. Turn 16, get a car. The student parking lot boasts nicer cars than the faculty parking lot. There is no surprise to see students driving BMW’s, Porches, and Hummers. The guys in Springboro that buckle there pants below there butt think they’re from “da hood.” The jocks wear basketball shorts with their boxers showing, and baseball caps. They spray Axe and Abercrombie and Fitch cologne like it's there job. Abercrombie and Fitch is the official school uniform for both boys and girls. You’ll find almost every single girl wearing “Birks” (Birkenstocks) with skin tight jeans or skinny jeans with pointy black heels. You could probably see the skinniest girls with love-handles. They also own the newest designer bags, shoes, clothing, and accessories. Their hair is fried from straightening or curling their hair too much. The girls wear their boyfriend’s football jerseys. The teen hang out is "BDubs" (BW3s.) Nickname for SHS is “Candy land” which explains why there are drug sniffing dogs prowling the student lockers and cars at any time of the year. Students that go to SHS have a unique accent. The other schools say it's "hillbilly." They pronounce there O's like ao.

The Springboro Accent sounds like: Aoh...my...god Sprinborao High School is aonly the best school ever!

Springboro High School is filled with snobs that don't give a darn what people think of them.

Springboro High School by SnowflakesOnEyelashes November 3, 2006