Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022

Rotten friend

Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????

hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that

by Being nigged April 30, 2022

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

Brunos friend

A “friend” of Bruno.
Who is actually not a friend.
They are lovers.
Bruno is gay.
Yes Bruno you are gay.

Person 1: omg look it’s Brunos friend!
Person 2: oh yes, they are very good friends;)

by I.am.not.saga May 9, 2022

L friend

Luis Ruiz

Luiz Ruiz - "I am going to Guatemala and won't be here for your birthday this year."

Jameson Ho - "You are an L friend."

by notacarebear69 May 11, 2022

Embarrassing Friend Day

May 16th is embarrassing friend day! Which means you embarrass your friends in the worst ways possible.

"Hey why did you send that embarrassing photo online?"
"Because it's embarrassing friend day!!"

by Jsowbejsbak May 16, 2022

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022