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bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017
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cock sulk

When having sexual intercourse, the receiver is pouting due to the cock not being up to standards and the receiver is displeased. Hence the result in cock sulking.
Jerry - Oh man, I fucked this broad last night, but she ruined it a bit.
Tom - How come, broseph?
Jerry - She just cock sulked all night, think she'd been using that horse dildo again.
by Chocolate Tart May 9, 2016
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hoggle cock

Biting the head of someone's penis right off
Dude, I just Hoggle Cocked my friend
by HOGGLER COCKLER October 8, 2016
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failure cock

Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his most well known amazing achievements was creating the band and writing the music for the first all girl rock 'n' roll band known as "The Runaways".
Kim who was also thier manager co-wrote, the legendary song, "Cherry Bomb", with Joan Jett of whom he discovered as well as Lita Ford, both teenage girls were band members which he conceived and was turned into a major motion picture released by Sony pictures starring, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart the film is titled "The Runaways"; his/Kim Fowley's character was portrayed by Academy award nominated actor, Michael Shannon. "The Runaways", began in 1975. Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention"
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry.
Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his Fowleyisms Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention while hustling money from a trusting girl". KIM FOWLEY's term of which he coined in the early 70s was and still often used to simply tell A man/guy/boy, of which lacks any male beauty or lack of dignity and addition the term addresses , a repulsive and extremely unattractive man as, "Failure Cock".
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry. Also in addition the term - failure cock, Kim often used to describe an "enemy" Kim often used his catchy term to describe a "enemy" or compulsive sociopathic liar such as Jackie Fuchs
by Queenofhollywood October 8, 2016
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cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time
I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.
by Gina5493 September 20, 2016
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Cock of the school

Top Boy or Girl,best fighter,toughest pupil in the school.
My brother has always been tough,he was the cock of the school too.
by davymads7 August 12, 2016
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Bath cock

When you're in the bath to long so your cock gets wrinkled
Lads I've gone and got bath cock
by David cock ram July 28, 2016
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