meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 09, 2020

pulling the meat apart

To eat steak

wtf I missed it by like 2 seconds, I was pulling the meat apart.

by Meat Puller March 01, 2022

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

meat brah

When someone does something stupid or makes a fool of him/her self.

My friend tripped and fell flat on his face. We all went up to him and yelled meat brah!

by Soultrain Johnson November 12, 2008

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 06, 2023

meat jet

When you fuck someone into oblivion

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro

by Zander x player December 18, 2017