Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career

"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"

by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025

joe grow

A horny young man who gets punched in the genitals when he asks a girl out on a date.

He pulled a Joe Grow when he asked the hot chick out.

by DatSmartKid October 31, 2014

Joe

Will fool you into believing you can trust him but will betray you with all your confessions

Joe is a backstabber

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

Joe Trad

The guy who - shu esmu - consumes choco booms at a velocity of 11 booms/s. He immitates cricket players and attacks Indian classmates with racially motivated philosophical questions. He has an ability to stop time itself by engaging it in a staring competition which he has never lost. Some days, he is so happy.

Omg who is that dashing young man?
Must be Joe Trad

by Supahot_fiyah December 18, 2022

Joe Mama

:a joke or pun commonly associated when someone previously mentioned the word in a phrase or sentence: “Joe”. “Mama” is added after “Joe” to sound like “Yo’ Mama” mainly intended as a pun and/or joke.

1: Bro! Have you heard what happened to Joe?
2: No? You mean Joe Bide…
1: Joe Mama!
2: :|
1: :>

by enderray July 10, 2021

Joe

Mama!!

Joe manas a man

by anonymous October 31, 2020

Joe Aichele

Joe Aichele: is an indecisive piece of..... Toenail clippings. He often whines about someone making a verbal or logical mistake even if they apologize or correct themselves. He is borderline psychotic and will screech and make you uncomfortable if you eat crunchy or "gross" sounding food.

1. "Hey, pass me the strawberries and yarn!"

2. Innocent victim: Normal chewing sounds*
Joe Aichele: "AHAHAHAHBBHHHBAAAAFUCK!"

by 223ert34 November 6, 2018