chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke

you got chris rocked my guy

by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022

Picture rocks hat trick

When a male sleeps with three addict sjblings within a year

Dude, did you hear I scored a picture rocks hat trick with April, Jessa, and Ashley

by Bishopironside February 18, 2021

Phantom hash rock

Noun: When you think a hot rock of hash is burning your skin but its just your imagination.

Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.

by famizzle May 31, 2018

Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.

That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.

by guacamole peen April 29, 2019

Rock A Cleasy

To sell a Moncler (Cleasy) jacket during your shift at Harry Rosen. Usually to someone paying in 20 dollar bills later in the evening.

Dude, did you just Rock a Cleasy to that guy?
Sorry man, I scooped you with Kevin while you were Rocking a Cleasy.

I just want to Rock a Cleasy and go home already.

by RockingACleasie January 7, 2024

brain rock

When you think of something bad that happen to somebody and, it really happens to that person.

I through a brain rock at that guy, hoping he would fall, and... well he fell!

by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008

rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .

See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023