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King Bols

The Legendary Bridge King. Will never be seen without his 12 and a pack of boges. Loves himself a fat rip of the juul or any vapor devices.
King Bols crashed the party with just his 12 and a pack of boges.
by dat pussay May 6, 2018
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King

A King, normally a skinny, hilarious, gets a bunch of girls and would NEVER be a virgin. Anyone with the name KING will always be loved, he even has a 6 pack and will be successful in the NFL.
Aw that dude get's all the girls and is so fit, he's such a KING.
by Ryry2009 January 14, 2021
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King

An old-school word for dictator, to mask that they actually just enrich themselves at the cost of the common people.
The King of the Netherlands goes on hundreds of holidays paid for by the inhabitants of the Netherlands.
by Mikiano May 24, 2025
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James King

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband
by Urmom916! April 14, 2025
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king tut

trisha paytas' 2020 meme in a sparkly king tut costume
"oh my god - you're so king tut core!"
"i love that fit - so king tut 2020!"
by pinki67 April 1, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
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