The Legendary Bridge King. Will never be seen without his 12 and a pack of boges. Loves himself a fat rip of the juul or any vapor devices.
by dat pussay May 6, 2018

A King, normally a skinny, hilarious, gets a bunch of girls and would NEVER be a virgin. Anyone with the name KING will always be loved, he even has a 6 pack and will be successful in the NFL.
by Ryry2009 January 14, 2021

An old-school word for dictator, to mask that they actually just enrich themselves at the cost of the common people.
The King of the Netherlands goes on hundreds of holidays paid for by the inhabitants of the Netherlands.
by Mikiano May 24, 2025

A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
by Urmom916! April 14, 2025

by pinki67 April 1, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
