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jalapeno blow job 

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
jalapeno blow job by MC Busta September 5, 2019
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Children Jail Job 

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
Children Jail Job by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Korean nose job 

When a Korean female snorts a line of cocaine of a mans penis while sucking his dick
Guy1: bro Kim gave me a Korean nose job last night now my dick tickles

Guy2: bro I want a chink like that

hot rim job

Rubbing hot pepper around the butt hole before Analingus. Enjoy the burn. For both.

Mr/Jc
I just my girl a hot rim job now her ass is on fire. Dig in.
hot rim job by Lord Matt sir November 29, 2019

Kentucky Nose-Job 

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.
Kentucky Nose-Job by EpicGoG December 13, 2019

bungie blow job 

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
bungie blow job by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019

alabama nose job 

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!