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Snake Eyes 

A character in the comic "GI Joe"

Officially designated as 'Commando',he is the unit's most expereinced and skilled operator.

Served two tours in Vietnam as a LRRP, apparently assigned to SOG, which one may assume he has Special Forces training.

After leaving the Army, and learning of the loss of his family to a car accident, went to Japan to train with his LRRP team-mate Thomas Arashikage in the ways of ninjitsu.

Becoming a ninja, he left the dojo when his mentor, the Hard Master was killed apparently by Thomas (known as Storm Shadow). Later is was determined that the hired assasin known as Zartan was the killer, under orders to kill Snake Eyes.

Spent an undetermined amount of time in seclusion in a mountain cabin, until SSG Lonzo Wilkinson (known as Stalker),another member of the LRRP team, recruited him to join GI Joe.

On a rescue mission in the Middle East, when his Huey transport helicopter malfunctioned, a fuel explosion caused his face to be horribly scarred and his vocal chords to be irreparably damaged, precluding the ability to speak.

Snake-Eyes now wears a mask to cover the scars,usually a black mask when wearing tactical clothing and a latex facsimile of his unscarred face while in class A's.

Served in GI Joe 1980-1995, left when unit was disbanded,continued ninja training where he has achieved Master status(sometimes known as the Silent Master). Also became freelance operator for unnamed US intelligence agencies before rejoining a reformed GI Joe team in 2001.

Romantically involved with SFC Shana O'Hara (known as Scarlett) since they first met in 1980. Engaged to be married to Scarlett, broke off engagement in 1999, and reconciled later to be married at an undetermined date.

Known as one of the most feared and respected special operators in the world, performing missions in accordance with US policy on 7 continents.

VITAL STATISTICS:
NAME: CLASSIFIED
GRADE:E-8
DOB:CLASSIFIED
BIRTHPLACE:CLASSIFIED

PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Infantry
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Special Forces

MILITARY SCHOOLING:
US Army Airborne (Master Parachutist)
US Army Ranger
US Army Jungle Warfare (Jungle Expert)
US MACV Recondo
US Army Mountain Warfare
US Army JFK Center for Special Warfare (assumed)
Various other schools

WEAPONS OF CHOICE:
9MM Uzi Submachine Gun
9MM Beretta M92FS Automatic Pistol
Katana Sword

Qualified expert in all NATO and former Warsaw Pact small arms, as well as edged weapons.

It makes one wonder if such character exists in the real world..............
If you are an enemy of the US, pray Snake Eyes doesn't get you at night.
Snake Eyes by pctfitz July 24, 2008
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Eyeland Gyal 

A line from the only verse that cardi wrote without assistance back in 2017 for WORLDSTARHIPHOP as an 'exclusive' Featuring Josh X & Young Chow.
Person 1: Did you know Cardi B wrote her own verse back in 2017?

Person 2: What did it go like?
Person 1: "Eyeland Gyal, Eyeland Gyal Me a Triniminican girl, bilingual.
Person 2: I mean, you can tell she wrote it because it's shit.
Eyeland Gyal by BarbzforNickiMinaj February 10, 2021
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Blue Eyed Jazz by Aj632160 February 6, 2009

one-eyed trouser mouse 

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Green Eyes 

1. what people with *green* eyes look up to sexy their ego

2. people with green eyes are tempermental.
1. i know this is something hot and special about me.

2. redheads have green eyes.
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Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill?

porno eyes 

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Goob: She's not that hot...
Anthony: dood, you totally have porno eyes, you pervert!... pervert!
porno eyes by Jared and Anthony December 28, 2005