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love shits

When two lovers have intercourse on the toilet facing each other, and both take a shit at the same time.
the guy sits on the toilet first then the girl mounts him, facing him and both partners shit, love shits
by rick james ya October 7, 2008
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shit dildo

A dildo made of human faeces, typically freshly "layed" and preferably a type 3 on the Bristol stool scale, that being its weighty and sturdy, able to be held at one end without breaking.
Often whilst indulging in a night of scat Tim liked to use his partners shit dildo to pound his man pussy
by roly c May 23, 2008
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nig shit

bad weed gotten from black people (hence: nig-- nigger). nig shit is not so shitty that its brown, but its not very good weed.
person 1: how much money do you have?
person 2: 10 bucks
person 1: what the fuck. you can only get like a gram of nig shit for that.
by pot head >.< August 1, 2009
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SHIT FLICKERS

Shit flickers are disgustingly trollopy shoes one skank would wear normaly a little poor kid, they are often too big and look like old mens shoes.
WOW...ashley check billy dawes's SHIT FLICKERS!
by JC92 January 17, 2007
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Shit Ton

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)
Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.
by Nick A. Davis August 6, 2008
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creepy as shit

The sort of feeling most teenage girls get while walking on the street as they are stared at by older Hispanic (usually unattractive) men driving by in red pick-up trucks.

Often accompanied by a yellow, crooked smile with missing teeth, elevator eyes, perfectly symmetrical mustaches, dirty trucker hats/baseball caps, and practically always, a lawnmower or assorted landscaping tools in the back.

See also: any ex-boyfriend/girlfriend you've broken up with in the past who refuses to stop driving past your house everyday at 3:30 PM, shaking their left fist in remorse; your high school chemistry teacher who always seems put his leg on your desk while wearing short-shorts, giving you a close-up on his saggy balls.
Stay away from Baskin-Donuts on Fridays; I get the most creepy as shit looks from those landscaper truck guys.

Mr. Barry is creepy as shit.
by Somebody So Especial June 11, 2006
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Shit Mouth

A person who says foul things all the time. ie. as if shit were coming out of the person's mouth
Tell that "shit mouth" to stop saying bad things about me.
by Brian May 13, 2005
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