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semi erect penis

The point where ur penis is kinda hard and ur excited but still have ur pants on. You might be dancing with some fine slut and she'll feel a little bump comin through and grind that shit like she's fuckin got an itch.
Guy 1: Shit man, i got a semi erect penis when i was dancing with her.
Guy 2: Did she grind that shit like there was no tomorrow?
Guy 1: Nah she only likes nello and his big bulge.
by dew dogg May 27, 2006
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penis distraction syndrome

a phenomenon in which a male is unable to focus on any task at hand due to overwhelming thoughts of an attractive half naked female. The effect is synergistic with prolonged periods of blue balling.
ooh man i can't stop thinking about her in those pj's. i had a test but my penis distraction syndrome caused me to fail despite the 5 mins i spent preparing for the exam.
by niggman star33 October 6, 2011
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penis bum bum

Penis bum bum is used to describe someone who is both a dickhead and/or ass hole, penis bum bum sounds far less offensive then both of these but means a great deal more.
"Omg stop annoying me!"

"No it's funny"

"GOD you're such a penis bum bum!"
by Stoner.Babe98 April 25, 2017
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Budding Penis Syndrome

When you start sprouting penises from various areas on your body, until you die.
"Why do you have a penis growing out of your face?"

"I have 'Budding Penis Syndrome', i only have 10 mmonths to live. Its a slow process."
by ssobecuaseht November 26, 2011
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Korean Penis Jet

Slang for the Pell Silverbolt 6 in the video game Just Cause 2. Named so for its notoriously small size, the dual engine aircraft, in comparison to most other aircraft, is like, as the name suggests, comparing a regular penis to a Korean penis. Very small. Also very fast, similar to the stamina of a Korean man.
"Rico was flying his Korean Penis Jet past that big-ass 747 the other day. That thing looked pathetic, but it was fast as hell!"
by karinosai October 26, 2011
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Steaming Wolf Penis

A shitty yet awesome band consisting of Jerkbeast (A foul mouthed monster that hates everybody) on drums, Sweet Benny (Necrophiliac with a seriously messed up looking face) on base and is also the singer AND Marty (Rabbit smashing psycho) On guitar.
"1 I believe in Satan 2 he believes in me 3 We believe in each other 4 Jesus was a transsexual!" STEAMING WOLF PENIS

"Looks like chocolate, taste like shit. Never gonna know untill you bite into it."
by Steve pools ass August 23, 2011
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Wenis Penis

by DingalingTV June 15, 2017
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