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Shit Fishing 

When somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a shit. This is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.

There are many reasons people do shit fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
Blocked toilet
Somone ate something that the person needed
Hunger
"Hey John, wanna play some b-ball on saturday?"
"I can't Stan, I'm going Shit Fishing with my dad."
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Someone who looks better in person than on pictures. Someone who isn't photogenic.
She look way better in person, she's fishcat
fishcat by Lalakekeke January 11, 2016
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fishing buddy

What two homosexuals engaged in an affair may call each other when they both simultaneously have heterosexual spouses and children back at home and do not want them to know about the gay affair; OR they just don't want anyone else to know that they are together and gay.
They may go up to old Brokeback a few times a year and will refer to each other as their "fishing buddy" as a cover.
Ennis Del Mar: See you later honey.
Wife: Where are you going?!
Ennis Del Mar: Just up to old Brokeback.
Wife: What? With whom?!
Ennis: You know, just Jack, my old fishing buddy.
Wife: Oh alright...
Ennis: Not like we fuck or anything.
Wife: What?
Ennis: Nothing, bye!
fishing buddy by fag patrol March 21, 2008

fisherho 

one who seeks booty calls from fishermen.
"lainer egioe was the first known fisherho."
fisherho by Lainer Egioe June 11, 2006

fishtalk 

Fishtalk is a term frequently used by the participants of pokergames. When after a hand is played a player who didn't play the hand till the end says 'he would have had something way better than the winning hand if he had actually played it' we call this announcement 'fishtalk'.
In a No Limit Texas Hold'Em cashgame, Ambassador Dan holds King Seven of spades. The board shows a six, eight, nine, ten of spades and another unimportant card. This would give Ambassador Dan a straight flush, however he folded his hand preflop. Afterwards he announces to the table that he would have had a straight flush if he had played his King Seven of spades. Someone then tells him to stop the fishtalk.
fishtalk by Herr Spud July 10, 2007

Fishy Christians 

Person with linear, metal, fish insignia/logo on the back of their car.
"Look Mom, there goes more Fishy Christians with that fish sign on the back of their car!!"

Fishapus 

A swing dancing move which evolved from the "Table Top," but in distinction is characterized by an unnecessary amount of turning.
"Whoa, did you see how long Jonathan was twirling that girl? It was a total fishapus move."