Moon Dick

A phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive vaginals. Also used as a derogitory term in Wisconsin.

Kyle: Boy, that was rough last night. I think I have moon dick.
Taylor: Why are you telling me?

by The Decafe Coffey February 21, 2009

dick head

dick head /n/ One possessing the intellegence of brain mass equivlent to that which is found in a pin dick penis.

That dick head president of ours sure knows how to fuck up a world don't he?

by Koola User September 4, 2003

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 14, 2008

kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016

Purple Dick

The stereotype color for african american male's penis. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.

"Damn, I didn't know my aunt liked that purple dick."

by Charlie Victory February 14, 2007

Dick Smoker

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004

Dick heat

The heat generated from one's penile area

Whilst I was driving my car raju was holding my bottle of water between his legs. As he passed me my bottle, I could feel warmth at the base of the bottle. I exclaimed "Raju! I can feel your dick heat."

by Jules1988 January 8, 2015