Dick Stop

Another term for cock block.

Erin, dont be a dick stop, let those people have sex in your car.

by TwattyMcD March 5, 2009

dick addled

The state of a man when he can't think straight due to the close proximity of a male or female sex object.

X is totally dick addled since meeting Y

by Neytene December 7, 2005

Moon Dick

A phallis plagued with deep craters from impacts with excessively abrasive vaginals. Also used as a derogitory term in Wisconsin.

Kyle: Boy, that was rough last night. I think I have moon dick.
Taylor: Why are you telling me?

by The Decafe Coffey February 21, 2009

dick head

dick head /n/ One possessing the intellegence of brain mass equivlent to that which is found in a pin dick penis.

That dick head president of ours sure knows how to fuck up a world don't he?

by Koola User September 4, 2003

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 14, 2008

kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016

Purple Dick

The stereotype color for african american male's penis. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.

"Damn, I didn't know my aunt liked that purple dick."

by Charlie Victory February 14, 2007