King poop 

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

King poop by The King Shit February 18, 2012

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

comfort poop by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

jellybean poop 

Small turds when you're taking a dump

When going to the bathroom this morning all I did was jellybean poop.

jellybean poop by Tonychrist December 1, 2013

sasquatch poop 

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

sasquatch poop by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013

plow poop 

The snow the plow dumps back into your driveway.

My driveway and sidewalk were shoveled clean until the town came by and left plow poop in them.

plow poop by Teruska December 15, 2013

ink poop

Poop that spreads out like ink when it hits the water.

Mom, I have ink poop!

ink poop by BFF coworkers January 19, 2014

Mummy Poop 

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

Mummy Poop by Honeydog November 4, 2014