Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

Goofing off

Another word for masturbating

Maddi loves goofing off she could do it all night long (and she does) !!!!!

by Hippo69 January 1, 2019

Shave / Shave Off

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

1 - " I shaved off my meeting this morning "
2 - " I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in "

by M Long / T Holmes October 5, 2004

getting capped off

the art of recieving oral pleasure.
usually when a man recieves from a woman.

John is trying to get capped off by Cindy.

by Willy B January 2, 2005

Ge-off

The act of jacking off when your name is Geoff or Jeff. Can also be used as an adjective for a male named Jeff or Geoff who is a jerk and asshole.

"You're being a Ge-off"
"That's Geoff, yes he's masterbating, actually he's Ge-offing"
"Man, I gotta go Ge-off"

by heidibags October 1, 2007

Throw off

Play to lose

Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!

Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...

Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Dropping Black kids off at the Pool

The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl

Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.

Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.

by MC Hammer'd December 9, 2009