A Tollund Job is from the meme between Ben and his friend group "Tollund Lore", a Tollund job is when you wrap your legs around someone else's leg and start going up and down slowly.
by Pulsarnova November 22, 2023
Get the Tollund Jobmug. I have 2 jobs both of which are beneath me as I am without a doubt the greatest writer in the history of humanity. I also do s lot of freelance work the I haven't been paid for.
Hym "A job wouldn't alter the fact that I've been doing other people's job FOR THEM for years and am the best job doer of whatever category this thing is in."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
Get the A Jobmug. The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Jobmug. theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
Get the Iranian nose jobmug. by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024
Get the Spann Jobmug. When a disabled person ( preferably with a nub) inserts said nub into the anus repetidly till the receiver finishes
by Xaviar99 October 7, 2017
Get the Nub Jobmug. The slow, soul-crushing decay of a person’s motivation, ambition, and mental well-being due to being trapped in a mind-numbing, dead-end job. Symptoms include excessive daydreaming, existential dread, and refreshing LinkedIn out of pure desperation.
The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
The process of a job itself becoming obsolete, pointless, or unbearably toxic over time.
The overwhelming sense of burnout and detachment from corporate life.
1. The job rot is hitting hard and I wanna quit."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
2. "She used to be so ambitious, but five years in middle management gave her job rot."
by TheJobRot January 31, 2025
Get the Job Rotmug.