Louisiana Fishing Boat

The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.

Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.

by frogonlogs November 25, 2015

stoner fish

A starfish that is stoned

I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022

Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

by lwildes September 13, 2022

Puffer Fish

When you nut in your girls mouth underwater and she has to swim to the surface with her cheeks full.

Aw, look at my little puffer fish

by Jerome Tyrone February 28, 2019

Puffer fish

the most dangerous and simultaneously the cutest animal out there.

Person 1: you heard how paul died?
Person 2:Yha he ate a puffer fish.

by M.05 February 21, 2022

Fish Feeding

A sex Position where your Partner is submerged underwater, while you cum. Then your Partner has to try eat it like fish food.

My and My girlfriend tried Fish Feeding, She nearly Drowned

by The Milk Man™ April 26, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 20, 2020