Lack-A-Dick Syndrome

The only scientific explanation for a female indervidual who cannot be without a man or go without dick.

The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.

The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.

That girl is suffering from lack-a-dick syndrome

by RAYA777 November 17, 2019

Bird Cage Syndrome

When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.

Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.

by RI Ave Stalker November 25, 2013

Facebook Bloat Syndrome

Facebook Bloat Syndrome (FbBS) was coined on 3/29/2011 and refers to the problem that 90% of Facebookers have: A friends list that is at least over 200 people which you only interact with maybe 10 of them. It's easy to friend people, look at their pictures and be done with it. Removing "friends" is easier than friending them but is rarely used.

Jack: I have a giant e-penis because I have 700 friends.

Jill: How many of those 700 have you interacted with over the last 6 weeks?

Jack: 2

Jill: I see you are suffering from a severe case of Facebook Bloat Syndrome.

by BoatGoy April 15, 2011

Gangsta Butt Syndrome

When a non-gangster has a hard time keep their pants up, due to an unnaturally disproportionate butt that is smaller then the rest of their body. In effect, the person has to get tight pants, a belt, or walks around pulling up their pants up all day.

"Why don't you ever wear those pants."

"I can't, I have Gangsta Butt Syndrome."

by JesseCPK August 18, 2012

Gossip Girl Syndrome

The act in which an individual dramatizes or completely lies about scenarios to make their banal lives resemble the CW show “Gossip Girl”. These outlandish stories typically involve the topics of money, business, scandals, cheating, sex, and drugs to an exaggerated point. Those with this diagnosis will also go out of their way to prove they are "rich" and lead much more interesting and scandalous lives than you (when in reality they don't).

Gia: Yesterday Megan was talking about she apparently slept with her dad's co-worker than blew half the money in her trust fund shopping, I think she's lying..
Margot: Definitely Gossip Girl Syndrome as well.

by skinnysexycoolgirl June 29, 2021

False Nap Syndrome

A sleeping disorder characterized by attempting to go to sleep earlier than usual, only to wake up a couple hours later. This is due to the person's brain thinking they are only taking a nap, rather than wanting to sleep for a full night.

Affects mostly frequent nap takers, night owls, and those with no sleep schedule.

A: Oh wow, you look terrible.
B: I know. I tried to go to bed at 10 last night, but I woke up again at midnight and couldn't fall back asleep.
A: Sounds like a case of False Nap Syndrome. That's what you get for staying up until 4 AM every night.

by Cenex September 26, 2012

Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.

(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.

by run4life2011 October 10, 2011