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bubblegum joe 

when you meet somebody thats really,really,really dumb.so dumb that a legless blindman could beat them in a downhill bike race . so dumb that when you ask them to say the alphabet they'll count the number of letters(t,h,e..) in "the alphabet" then crap in their hand ,put it on their shoe,eat that shoe,then jump off a cliff,regain consiousness and say "the poo poo in my buthole feels cold in the winter".thats how dumb a bubblegum joe is .
if you dont uunderstand what a bubblegum joe is even after reading the definition then you are a bubblegum joe.
bubblegum joe by est-sl0w April 27, 2005
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Sleepy Joe Biden 

"Sleepy Joe" What Americans call Creepy kid sniffer & Presidential Candidate Joe biden. "Sleepy Joe" got his name from being senile, low energy, and tiresome. This insult deprived from his campaign debates with U.S. president Donald J. Trump in which Sleepy Joe recieved his nickname from the President.
LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: Atleast biden isn't racist💞✨

Republican: but Sleepy Joe Biden forgot he imprisoned hundrends of black people and helped Obama build cages for Aliens while vice president.

LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: b-b- ORANGE MAN BAD!!!11
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Dirty joe 

After he banged her he gave her a dirty joe
Dirty joe by Dirty Joe August 9, 2019
One of the best rappers in recent years he is "the definition of a Don". He is the leader of "Terror Squad" and it is acceptable for him to use the word "nigga" in his songs. Some of his better songs include but limited to "Lean Back", "Does Anybody Know", "We Gettin' Money", "So Much More", "Safe 2 Say", "New York", and "Fight Club". He has "beef" with rapper 50 Cent who is known to be a snitch. Other names he is known as include: Joey Crack and "The Boogydown Bronxter". Some phrases he commonly uses include: "It's Crack Bitch!", "I breed you nigga's", "I'm one OG ya need ta respect", "You'll be layin in St. Raymonds in sec. 8 nigga" and "It's Crackology". He is one of the more accomplished peuto rican rappers and his legend will continue to grow. He also shows respect to "Stockton Golf" in Cape May New Jersey and supports them with world famous Mixed Martial Arts fighter Joe Son in removing "Ocean Putt Golf" aka "Goofy Golf" from frauding consumers of their well earned money. It's crack bitch!
"its cook coke crack bitch!"
"All my niggas holding it down, my street niggas, gangsta niggas".
"I Swear after this disk I will quit, Pun if you listenin you truly been missed"- Fat Joe
Fat Joe by One OG ya need ta Respect September 8, 2008

billie joe armstrong 

Is the lead singer of the band green day. He is NOT "hott". Hes ugly. And you teenies need to get over the fact that hes married. You'll NEVER have him. And why would he go out with you(a fan) anyway?
teenybopper: Omg! billie joe is soooo hott! I'm gonna marry him some day! Omg!


Me: To late. Hes already taken. Oh well; he wouldn't have gone out with you anyway. right?

teenybopper: NOOOOOOOO! *runs away crying*
A voluteer firefighter that has more emergency lighting on his/her personal car than a fire truck does.

Or a voluteer firefighter that wears his/her voice pager miles away from where he/she voluteers.
Look at that jippy joe going wooo wooo down the road.
jippy joe by Huff-65 April 18, 2008

Angry Joe 

A drink invented on a euro-trip to ease the pain of his recent break up, Joe invented the Angry Joe out of desperation. The 3 shots of tequila and 2 shots of sweetened lime juice over ice in a rocks glass goes down too easy and will make you want to fuck things that you've never considered fucking before.
Billy had 7 Angry Joes and tried to fight the police!
Angry Joe by PJCIV January 15, 2009