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subway sleeping bag

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway
I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.
by kurt cosmic June 1, 2011
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closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
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shit in a hand bag

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"
by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
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Duffle Bag Boy

Refering to an individual whom sells and distributes products, most commonly drugs, with the transaction taking place through the use of a brown paper bag. Money is exchanged with the product within the bag and given back to the individual making the sale.
Playa's Circle ft. Lil Wayne in the song "Duffle Bag Boy" Wayne says the line, "If I dont do nuthin Imma ball, Im countin all day like the clock on the wall; So, goin get cha money lil Duffle Bag Boy, so, goin get cha money lil Duffle Bag Boy!"
Wayne is telling the dealers to go ahead a make that money.
by Javaughn G. November 10, 2007
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Texas Doggie Bag

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.
Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
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Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.
by Timmy the Geek January 13, 2009
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got that bag on me

Got money, chasing money and getting money.
I got that bag on me so I'm going to cash out at the Gucci store
by Cookie97! April 27, 2017
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