starcraft 2

A game for nerds who have no lives

omg that nerd plays starcraft 2 all day long. That's why he has no friends.

by Ih8t3f@gg0ts August 13, 2010

I got 2 phones

2 phones is a meme originating from Kevin gates song "2 phones". The trend usually involves someone on tiktok stitching (replying) a video of someone who says something stupid online (misandrists, sexists, people having stupid takes, etc.) And having a fictional character from a cartoon, anime, video game, or TV show wearing supreme and Gucci. Usually people on tiktok (usually floptok) hate the phrase and make videos crying about it, over exaggerating, and coping. They usually call it homophobic, misogynistic, or transphobic as a way to cope their dumbass takes being clowned on. Which results in them being ratio'd in the comment section.

Person says something dumb

I got 2 phones 🗣

by Growndarkevilpack September 2, 2023

row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

by Dick Van Dyke April 20, 2005

1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.

That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!

by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006

1's and 2's

slang term to describe the smell/taste of ones girlfriend during her period. Derived from 1 penny and 2 penny coins which are made from copper.

Man.....Alison let me go down on her last night, all I could taste was 1's and 2's

by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011

September 2

People born this day tend to have vaginas that smell like swamps resulting in SWAMP PUSSY

Damn Kesha yo pussy stank! Were you born September 2?
Killing me with your swamp pussy

by SHREK ENERGY October 26, 2019

1-2-5

1. The signal that a guy gives to his friends hiding in his closet (40 friends; no more and no less)to complete the final stage of the Harlem Beatdown. The signal is to be given by using ones fingers to represent each number (shown off in sequence).

2. 125th street runs through Harlem.

3. The first letter in the alphabet is A, the second is B, and the fifth is E. That spells Abe, as in Abe Lincoln

1. To make things interesting, I stuck my dick in the fat bitches ass while giving the 1-2-5 to my buddies. Not only did she not enjoy the dick in the ass without lube, but the oncoming Harlem Beatdown that I ordered was going to send her up the bend.

2. 125th street is the inspiration for the codename 1-2-5.

3. Abe Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address. I know what you perv fucksticks are thinking however...

by n00b nuggets January 13, 2008