Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off

Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet

by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022

Job

Job is a boy's name. He is the most loving and Caring person. Honesty and Trustworthy are his character. He mostly likes to joke with his friends. He can easily socialize with anyone. He is very passionate and ambitious to his goals. He likes music and dancing. But sports are his top priority. When it comes to love, he loves unconditionally: every girl loves him!!he is every woman's dream. He does not cheat, he is loyal to his soulmate.

I want to spend the rest of my life with Job.

by Queen Sheebah February 12, 2022

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Skyline Job

Getting fucked while skydiving

Oh god dam krissy gave me a Skyline Job yesterday

by BigMeatDaddy April 20, 2022