I am legend

Fuck you micheal I refuse to watch I am legend

Micheal being an I am legend right now

by Long Mcshlong December 2, 2016

oof i be winded

An expression exclaimed by a person who is tired or out of breath.

*sigh*"oof I be winded..."

by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018

i love you

you may as well take my heart, Katherine. it's already full of you, K: please go!
what is it, what wrong my dear?

K: you know nothing about me, you've known me only three weeks
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you

I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone

by yuu_draconia March 8, 2023

but I want the tuna

What to say when you want something you can't have. "The tuna" does not actually have to be tuna it can be whatever you want in that time.

A: I'm not gonna give you any candy corn
B: But I want the tuna!

by MEeeEEEEPpp October 10, 2017

lamper i taket

"Lamper i taket" is norwegian for "Lights in the ceiling". The phrase are used a lot when people need to swear in secret. When you say "Nei, det var da som lamper i taket!", it could for example mean "For fucks sake!" or "Damn it!"

"Lamper i taket, i cant believe i lost the bus!"

by Silje aka the pup savage May 28, 2017

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

I HAS SCAN

a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out

me: Carlos where were you
Carlos : I HAS SCAN

by #uwu February 14, 2021