Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.

Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!

by TRSnakeEyes October 28, 2021

Kenneth C Brown

A guy with a big dick.

That gamer must be a Kenneth C Brown

by Savvyguy210 January 17, 2022

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Bourbon brown sugar

The mixture of poo and booze that sometimes results from buttchugging.

Bro 1: I got bourbon brown sugar on my chicken wings...

Bro 2: Sick, dude.

by a nouny moose August 15, 2016

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020