standing shit

A type of shit where you hover your asscheeks slightly above the toilet seat instead of directly sitting on it. Often done in public toilets where chavs have pissed all over the seat rendering it very unpleasent to sit on.

i needed to perform a standing shit the other day because some cunt lost control of his cock and sprayed all over the seat.

by john doobies June 20, 2015

shit-kicker

A derogatory term that people from large urban metropolitan areas use to describe someone from a rual area or farm.

KeShawn: Hey man, did you see that Shit-Kicker today at the mall wearing a cowboy hat and those tight-ass Wrangler jeans in the Starbucks?

LaDanian: Yeah, that country Mo-Fo probably had a horse outside tied to a bus stop waiting on him.

by HuskyMiller January 12, 2007

Demon Shit

5000 years ago in a land filled with midgets and fairies, an internet disease known as DemonShit666 came up. His name has been synonymous with one massive, miniature Metropolis-sized fecal matter with an unbelievable stench and excruciatingly hilarious quantity, much like Jack Black's shit in Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. A true Demon Shit has a perfectly formed shape, usually repetitive in large quantities, with a smell so unbearable that even Indians will potentially pass out and die, and a humorous factor due to the broken anus that the demon shitter will have

"jesus christ what the fuck happened to Ray?"
"goddamn nigga demon shitted himself, ripped his rectum and literally shat himself inside out."
"mother fucker."

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

fly shit

This terms refers to a bunch of non-sensical talk or when someone keeps talking a bunch of bullshit. I first heard it when I moved to Philly, but don't know the exact origination.

Man, she was talking all that fly shit the other day, but I wasn't payin chic no mind.

by Bailey all day June 13, 2010

A heart of shit

Someone doesn't have a heart of gold, but a heart of shit.

An a-hole has a heart of shit.

by Shana Baileys July 24, 2011

shit sex

Slang for anal sex.

That boy just had shit sex with his boyfriend. You can tell from his enlarged sphincter.

by Melin168 November 1, 2010

Shit Balls

An exclamation of intense displeasure indicating an extremely sucky occurrence or situation.

When something is tragically unfortunate.

For example:

"That was Shit Balls man!"
"Shit Balls?"
"Ya, you know, that really sucks! Like when you wipe your ass the wrong way, and then later on - when your girlfriend is going down on you, she stops. Because you have shit on your balls.
"That was unfortunate."

by Dirt_Bag February 6, 2008