ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done

Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?

by flaming cheet-o March 07, 2011

crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 14, 2008

Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 06, 2021

Side job

When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob

“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”

by louisun_ February 12, 2022

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

Rimshot Job

A rimshot job is a rimshot that can be done in ANY kind of hole! Example, glory hole, squirrel hole, birdhouse, kangaroo pouches, 45 records, tree holes......

"Lucy, how come you gave Fred a rimshot job??"

by BeatleBabe007 September 24, 2024

JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.

Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?

by toofried November 23, 2021