Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 12, 2023

Dallas Job

When a battery acid junkie pours an energy drink into a girls spread open asshole, then he licks up the energy drink like a dog drinking out of its water bowl.

Junkie-“hey whore, you still up for that Dallas job tn?”
Whore-“nah it stung my hole last time”

by Dallas fuckluck December 9, 2024

cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

by pentozali January 29, 2014

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs

Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning

by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024

inside job

The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.

Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025