My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Grease job

A hand job using Vaseline or other petroleum jelly as a lubricant

Hannah didn't have any Astroglide, so she gave Joey a grease job instead.

by Lash Rambo June 21, 2025

Rim job rift drop

Rim job rift drop is where you’re playing fortnite and you’re in a golf kart getting a rim job but you go inside a rift and you’re in a rift drop

Dude I had the greatest rim job rift drop playing fortnite

by Memes for paninis September 16, 2018

Zyn Job

Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.

"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."

by Hottt Toddie April 17, 2024

Jobbing out

Jobbing out is a phrase or term used to describe when someone is doing poorly on a task or activity. It originated from wrestling shows but is usable outside of a wrestling scenario.

John is really jobbing out.

by WolfyProductions May 5, 2022

Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024