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National Shaykh That Ass Day

December 16 is the day you shaykh that fuckin ass
Happy National Shaykh That Ass Day!
by poopoosuck December 16, 2020
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National Fuck Dave Day

Where you absolutely hate the guy Dave. You are disappointed in Dave
You: what day is it?
Friend: it’s February 11th.
You: it’s national fuck Dave day.
Friend: what’s that?
You: where you absolutely hate that guy named Dave
by Bigdickduck February 6, 2022
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National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them
Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!
by ttettettet April 25, 2021
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National slap pussy day

April 12th is national slap Pussy
Taken or not slap pussy or get yours slapped🤣
“Hey john go slap Nadia’s pussy it is national slap pussy day.”
by Bbiiggddaaddyy April 11, 2019
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National Bad Luck Day

December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.
dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you
by Hey_Bitches November 11, 2019
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National send nudes day

by 303man303 April 9, 2019
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