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“I hate my mom” said when you feel like you hate your mom for breathing the wrong way or possibly wronging you and destroying your life, so much in between
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Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in
Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?
Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom
Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?
Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom
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