keep my hand in

To participate in an activity enough to maintain proficiency, especially in sports.

"I don't play tennis as much since college, just enough to keep my hand in."

by PzKVW January 27, 2017

shake my other hand

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation

Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand

by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017

the red hand

Start off finger blasting then go knuckles deep until you split the bitch

Guy 1: Bro did that bitch give you the red hand last night?

Guy 2: Yeah right after I dirty deaned her

by Dasmil 1041 March 20, 2017

spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

maggot infested hand

A hand infested with a maggot.

that hand is infested with a maggot!
AAAAAAAAAAH MAGGOT INFESTED HAND!!!!!

by Yarnu da grut March 30, 2018

The Boi Hand Is Being Raised

When you are about to boi someone for doing something boi-worthy.

Tim: "What's Obama's last name?"
Me: "THE BOI HAND IS BEING RAISED!!!!!!!!!"

by GREGRICK June 6, 2018

The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.

“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018