Band Off

A game which is usually played at parties while under the influence of alcohol, in which each participant (or team), has to say a band. Can get very aggressive, especially if a blowjob off a fit girl is at stake. The loser is the person who can't think of any more bands that haven't been mentioned.

'Band off!'
"Arctic Monkeys"
"Royksopp"
"My Chemical Romance"
"Hadouken"

(etc)

by lzyastra July 29, 2009

Tosh'n Off

The act of masturbation while thinking about something lame.

They were Tosh'n Off while watching Comedy Central late night TV

by @Kobyoshi January 4, 2011

Jayking Off

Verb; The way a man who is to fat to reach his own penis masturbates. To do this they jiggle their excess flab all over their cock.

"Hey did you see that fatso jayking off in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah! That was nasty!"

by Annihilator of Urans July 5, 2016

Ass-Off

N. A battle of butts to see whose ass is the greatest.
N. A pageant of sorts that focuses on the ass primarily.

Evan: Yo JJ, you and Donnie should definitely have an ass-off.

by Big Saxy July 26, 2017

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia

jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof

by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019

jack-off

An idiot who is generally disliked by the majority

Jesus, that guy Tom over there can be a real jack-off

by foreplayman February 22, 2019

poppin off

Having a wank

You're unmuted bro. Wait hold on, are you poppin off on the mic?!

by KetiorYT May 7, 2022