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God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not
by Hezik November 19, 2022
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God-off

Selling an idea to someone just to have their dreams shattered realizing it was not true all along.
Me: The show I told you about is really good right?
Friend: It was horrible!
Me: You've been god-offed baby!
by off-bagrill January 13, 2023
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Quad-gods

Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs
"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"
by Ukelele Guy February 24, 2025
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False God

A False God is an object of worship, belief, or devotion that is considered illegitimate, unworthy, or non-existent by a particular religion or philosophical view. It often refers to a deity, idol, or concept wrongly given the reverence and status that is due only to the supreme or true God.

Important Clarification on Sacred Images:
It is important to distinguish between a "False God" and a sacred image or idol. A sacred image (such as an icon or statue) is generally understood by its devotees not as the deity itself, but as a representation or symbolic focal point for worship directed toward the One true God or veneration to a saint.

Therefore, if someone claims that a sacred image is a "False God," they are inherently assigning divine status to that image within their own mind. The person who truly believes the image is merely a representation is not worshipping a false god; rather, the person labeling it a false god is the one who, by definition, is mentally equating the image with divinity.
Jesus' statue is not a False God because it's just His representation.
by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025
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God

by Sketttitttg January 29, 2022
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film god

A director that has achieved an incredible amount of excellence in Film, a Master of all Arts.
The greats of cinema, such as Alfred Hitchcock, David Lynch, and James Cameron, along with Andy Warhol are all “Film God”
by U.F.E December 17, 2022
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on god

when something is so true there's no way to describe how true it is
Marcus: "bro theres no way im getting into college"

Daniel: "ON GOD"
by averageDrugEnjoyer January 22, 2022
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