kiss my shandy

Mockney rhyming slang - Kiss my Ass - quite literally Kiss my Shandy Bass

There is no way I am working this weekend, the boss can kiss my shandy...

by mozzleberry April 17, 2007

crimp my style

having adverse affect upon one

you living here is "crimping my style"

by brad May 13, 2005

My Dying Bride

My Dying Bride is an English Death/Doom Metal from England. So far, the band has released 10 Full length CD's, 3 EP's, 1 box set, and 4 compilation albums.

See also: Doom Metal

The band often features a morose style of singing, coupled with a musical backing that features up-tempo music. The band is often called "The Leader in Doom Metal", as it emanates it's core qualities (e.g. Clean/Scream vocal mix, Orchestra, Poetic Lyrics)

Any worthy Doom Metal playlist will have atleast one My Dying Bride song.

by Mr_Macabre July 31, 2009

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

you are my everest

Something that is the pinnacle of personal achievement.

oh, large meat feast pizza, you are my everest. So everyone else fuck off.

Jessica Alba is my everest.

by Adnera dna Bor October 16, 2009

Lost My Wallet

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.

Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.

by SFWI85 April 10, 2011

Suck my ovaries

A lesbian way of saying 'suck my balls.'

I cut this lezzer off in traffic and she yelled 'suck my ovaries' at me. It was gross.

by magikist9 October 3, 2010