Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job

Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

lapel job

An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.

Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.

by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021

Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.

This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.

by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021

Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022