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Frederick James Hofman

Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.
by Xx_thefurgy_xX May 17, 2019
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maddison james

Maddison (maddie) is completely absolutely adorable and her hot ass is desired by many men. Though she is quiet, her brain is always considering the ways she could pull a penis out of someone’s pants without them and use it to her every desire. She wants to suck every penis, vagina and all of the in between. She is very nice and cute, but sometimes she picks off her eyebrows and eats them.
Wow that girls such a maddison james!
by honkybonk May 25, 2019
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HALLE JAMES

HALLE JAMES IS A VERY EMPATHETIC PERSON! SHE ALWAYS LOOKS OUT FOR HER FRIENDS! HALLE JAMES IS VERY FUNNY AND STRANGE BUT ITS A OKAY CUZ HER FRIENDS ARE TOO! IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO COMPLAIN TO, ASK WEIRD QUESTIONS, ASK ADVICE, ETC YOU CAN GO TO HALLE JAMES! SHE IS TRYING TO FIND HER PATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s Halle James questioning things again.
by Sugar muffin applesauce March 31, 2019
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Iman James

A Somalian freshman/sophomore (9th or 10th Grade) who is usually quiet and is underrated when it comes basketball. He does all of the things that people don’t normally do not like to do the court like: Rebounds, Stealing, Lock Down defense and has that textbook layup package.

VARIANT NAMES: Jamal James, Jamal
Bro that’s Jamal James with the layup automatic! That’s my boy Iman James! Don’t sleep on him!
by Salveje April 22, 2019
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Uncle James

‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’
by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019
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John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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