Tone Deaf by Eminem

You know it's an ear rape of a song when it starts with the words: "I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out." Eminem claim's its his alter ego's fault but like how could anyone make this blunder of a song. "I can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana." FUCKING BORNANA???? We know he can do better than this. I know Eminem was calling out to gen z and all but this bad of a song cannot be expected from Eminem. The lyric video was tolerable but the music is basically a 5 minute intro to a song that never starts. THE BEATS NEVER KICK IN.

How do you legally kill a person?
Make him listen to Tone Deaf by Eminem.
"I can't understand a word you say"
"This way I think I prefer to stay"

by Aaditya Kaushik's secret lover April 22, 2022

the monster (by eminetm and rihana)

when someone is the monster (by eminrmg and rihan) and they just be sahying(Intro: Rihanna
I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You're tryin' to save me, stop holdin' your breath
And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy

Verse 1: Eminem
I wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek
Oh well, guess beggars can't be choosey
Wanted to receive attention for my music
Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me
For wantin' my cake, and eat it too, and wantin' it both ways
Fame made me a balloon 'cause my ego inflated

you are being such a The Monster (by eminetm and rihana) today!

by the monster by eminerm June 8, 2022

Dillon and Emily

Best couple 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Girl: Wow, Dillon and Emily are really meant for each other

by ThatBitchSlayy September 20, 2022

Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022

jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)

Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."

by firedaddy72 November 8, 2023

A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.

Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!

by Realdido November 23, 2023

Benjamin and Emily

Best friends became boyfriend and girlfriend

Benjamin and Emily were best friends for over 7 yrs . Guess you could say with benefits too. One day Benjamin told Emily he wanted to be her boyfriend, finally Emily gave Benjamin a shot!

by Benjamin and Emily April 23, 2024