chatting down the china telephone

When drunk, being heard being sick down the toilet.

"Oh, is that Sam I can hear chatting down the china telephone?"

by Fast Jonnie December 13, 2013

upside down jon doe

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.

Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe

by Upside down jon doe king March 18, 2015

50 shades of down sydrome

When evey one at your school dances to sickmo during a rally

Did u hear there was 50 shades of down sydrome at the school

by Tommy 420 January 18, 2019

Broke down Bus Jayer

Well...
A broke down bus jayer is homeless piece of shit that jumas and is a rondo. They also do sexual pleasures for many men while being not flossy.

i never catch myself cakin on a broke down bus jayer..

by TheFlash24 August 05, 2011

Going down satans asshole

The feeling you feel while walking down a dangerous neighbourhood where your most likely to get shanked in the stomach.

Jerome: Listen man im not really feeling like going down satans asshole today.
Tyrone: Don't worry bruv, nothing bad will happen.

by splashhhey November 24, 2019

upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass

I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.

by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018

Sell someone down the river

To betray someone completely

Why would you try to sell someone down the river? That someone could accidentally be your grandmother.

by Sexydimma July 02, 2022