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douche bag father

Aka: low life, sorry excuse for a parent, sperm donor, A self absorbed, insufficient, irresponsible, sorriest excuse for a father. Being completely incapable of thinking of anyone other than their self . Being unable to carry out a simple task to help take care of their child or to be a father figure in your child's life. Making empty promises or not making any promises at all…(which is worse). Not understanding the basic needs of your own children, like feeding, bathing or helping financially to cover the cost of raising a child. A douche bag father does the very bare minimum of parenting. A douche bag father typically finds another poor innocent female soul to lie to and manipulate to try to help while children visit.
The douche bag father did not make sure the kids got their homework done while they(kids) were at his house.

The douche bag father didn't work on the project with their kid.

The douche bag father didn't help with any of the medical bills.

The douche bag father had money for cigarettes, but not food or drinks for his kids that day.
by Jeepmomma January 16, 2017
mugGet the douche bag fathermug.

King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
That King Douche Bag is such a douche.
by T-Bag King May 6, 2009
mugGet the King Douche Bagmug.

Bag of Cats

An extremely bad hangover which results in your stomach feeling like a bag full of cats
Oh shit man, I feel like a bag of cats

Wow! last night was loose, I feel like a bag of cats right now
by A-Bomb1508 June 19, 2010
mugGet the Bag of Catsmug.

grab bag

when a girl or gay guy comes over and grabs ur sack and sqeezes it
me and the two sexy girls were playin grab bag
by Heath Bar April 15, 2004
mugGet the grab bagmug.

dumb as a bag of hammers

adjectival clause describing someone who is superbly stupid
My neighbour's as dumb as a bag of hammers - he's trying to change his tires without a jack.
by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006
mugGet the dumb as a bag of hammersmug.

Man Bag

a large pink or purple coach bag carried by a man or woman
by karen lov ya January 7, 2009
mugGet the Man Bagmug.

subway sleeping bag

When you sit between two guys in fubu jackets on the subway
I forgot my jacket, so I got on in a subway sleeping bag to warm up.
by kurt cosmic June 1, 2011
mugGet the subway sleeping bagmug.

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