Brown Sugared Salmon

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You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
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by somuchyes July 21, 2021

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

Brown sugar squirrel

Unexpected fart.

Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.

by Juan fy September 5, 2023

Brown middle school

The students at BMS are known as the “ghetto kids” who always want to start shit with other middle schools. Literal crackheads and not in the good way, they think they’re the shit for vaping and doing drugs already when they’re just 11-14. Seriously guys.. get a life.

Cathey student; We May be flat and think we’re thick but at least we aren’t as ghetto as those kids from brown middle school

by Ale Rod🥳 January 6, 2020

Sweet Annie Brown

When a tan skinned woman gives you a handy using the grease from a meat stick as lube.

I met this girl at the beach and she gave me a Sweet Annie Brown!

by The trutherer December 6, 2022

Brown Credit Card

Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.

Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!

by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020

Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.

Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018