Handjob from Hell 

When a woman gets overly aggresive when trying to get her guy hard and doesn't get a response.

Rather than slow down or stop, she'll increase speed, to the point, were you feel she's about to yank your manhood off and or break your banjo.

Last night I was with my girlfriend, I was tired, drunk and it was cold, and her handjob technique was shit.

So instead of stopping, she gave me the handjob from hell.

The only pleasure I got was when she stopped

Handjob from Hell by Habib Butt March 7, 2011

HERP ON THE HANDS 

1. literally meaning "herpes on the hands"

2. something you yell just cuz your belligerent and you like to cause a scene.

Catherine: "ew...she's gross"
Rene: "yeah, she's probably got that HERP ON THE HANDS!"

Catherine (belligerent): "HERP ON THE HANDS!!! MOFUGGA! HEHE HAHA"

HERP ON THE HANDS by onecrazybeach May 22, 2011

Handlebars 

Something I can ride my bike without.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Handlebars by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009

Hamilton Handshake 

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.

Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**

Hamilton Handshake by Senor Musk March 29, 2007

Handitard 

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.

Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.

Handitard by Azi F April 4, 2007

handles 

Usually said in Basketball, it applys to someone who has god dribbling skills.

You see Iverson last night? He has mad handles

handles by Sklar May 3, 2003

fuck me handshake 

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

fuck me handshake by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008