Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

boobly eyes

When nipples don’t point in the same direction. The breast version of googly eyed.

Look at the boobly eyes on her!!

by Barry DeBeers November 21, 2020

Chest Eyes

A person’s nipples.

Everyone has a pair of chest eyes.

by EnderDaniel123 August 2, 2019

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.

Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!

by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022

watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

Crazy bad eyes

It’s often said that the eyes are windows to the soul, and they can reveal a lot about a person’s inner state. When someone’s eyes convey turmoil, spitefulness, and anger, it can suggest deep-seated negativity or inner conflict. These signals can sometimes indicate that the it is indeed a bad person . An individual with negative disposition or ill intentions.

Sherry: Did you see Daniel in the party yesterday? He approached me the min I got there
Marry: Yeh.. he has crazy bad eyes.. you better stay away from him ..

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024