dick wall

Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.

These pants give me the worst dick wall!

by halee May 10, 2006

inverted dick

not a dick at all, but a pussy

Mickey has an inverted dick! Told u he had a pussy.

by Nicis June 17, 2007

dick giggle

when sum1 tickls ur dick

jeremy gave me a dick giggle, it was gay

by jeremyjeiromejett February 2, 2008

Dicks for Legs

A phrase that parallels, "Shit for brains." It has the same content, but might be more suitable for the new generation.

"Man, your hella stupid. You have dicks for legs."

by Justin "Bombay" October 20, 2007

Stump Dick

When a mans penis is wider then it is long, giving the appearance of a stump.

"Wow that Simon Crocker sure has a stump dick."


"Yea its so small he cant even get a grip on it"

by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008

coke-dicked

putting cocaine on your dick and then fucking someone.

What you're telling me you've been in a loving relationship for three years and you've never been coke-dicked?

by spanishbend April 3, 2009

Elephant Dick

When an individual pinches his foreskin while peeing

Royce blew it up like an elephant dick, to clean his peckker after the stripper gave him a rinse.

by Dirk Zediggs February 16, 2013