The sex act where two or more individuals take a piece of fruit (preferably a cucumber) and stick it up their partner's anal area multiple times. "Chesire Cat Smilers" are of those who perform this act. It is common knowledge that chesire cat smilers also eat the fruit afterwards no matter how dirty or grotesque it has become during their sexual routine.
Person A opening person B's legs while laying on the floor and jabbing the cucumber into their anal area while they perform the Chesire Cat Smile.
A: Fancy doing a Chesire Cat Smile with me honey?
B: Sure why not!? It's been long since we became Chesire Cat Smilers for the night. Go on, in you get cuccy (slang for cucumber).
Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.
Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.
hell cat is a person with brown hair. he/She will often find them selfs in a pickle. they spend there time on social media (aka Twitter) and the person or thing, loves playing on brain wars. They never seem to leave the house unless it's the weekly Asda shopping trip and they normally only have a few friends. A hell cat spends most day with the company of her family, a cat, Nearly all hell cats have a friend that's a penguin, as they tend to get scared of humans fast and make a panic noise.
person 1 "hey (inserts name) do you have a pen"
hell cat" OUGH OUGH OUGH"
person 1"woah take it easy randy"
hell cat *looks around room panicking*