eat cakeshit

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.

This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025

tyler cakes

tyler cakes is a total buttslut… when he wears shorts that eat his ass it look fat as fuck

god damn tyler cakes looks good in those shorts -edgar

by ayosuscan21 October 11, 2025

Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.

Look at them having bed cakes!

by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025

beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

butterscotch cream cakes

When a caucasian woman has a fat ass

Aye bruh did you see lil mama over there with those butterscotch cream cakes

by Chubbz54 February 19, 2018

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Shaking my beef cakes

When your upset and niggas get you tight / when you fuck up

Damn that niggas annoying shaking my beef cakes

by $imone October 27, 2018