An Open Book

A statement Chronic Cheating Pathological Liars with multiple personalities use to gain the trust of others professionally and romantically by giving the impression that they have nothing to hide in any chapter of their lives. They often use this reference right away on a first or second encounter to set the stage and lend credibility when things just aren't adding up down the road. They may busy covering up major amounts of bullshit they produce in every direction but if they have someone convinced they are an open book then it's smooth sailing until proven otherwise beyond a shadow of a doubt. To avoid any of this if you are ever in the presence of someone claiming to be a"an open book", kick then in the balls as hard as you can and abruptly leave them screaming in agony.

"You can ask me anything, for I am an open book"

by Thrives on non$en$e September 15, 2022

opposite of reading a book

playing Fortnite.

A: What are you doing?

B: Playing Fortnite!

A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.

by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023

18 bang book

The list of 18+ people that a 17 year old wants to bang or do sexual activities with when they are 18 years of age (the normalized age of consent globally)

I’m definitely putting Mark Zuckerberg in the 18 bang book meta quest is too good for zuck to not get fucked

by Thatsabruhmoment July 5, 2023

Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.

Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."

by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023

BFDI: Pillow and Book

A multimedia franchise about the BFDI/BFB/TPOT titular characters Pillow and Book and their friends such as Lollipop and Taco

I like the BFDI: Pillow and Book franchise! It's very awesome, and popular, thank you Jacknjellify!

by Pillowbook_shipper July 12, 2024

Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.

Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.

by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023

Spooped my booke

Definitely a real actual thing real actual people say all the time. It's randomly improvised in place of sayings people actually say like, "scared me silly".

"Skinamarink... spooped my booke."

by GhostFrog7 December 19, 2023