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Kissing the Hand

When you have a cigarette pushed all the way to the bottom between your index finger and your middle finger, so you're pressing your face against your hand.
Look at how Mike is smoking, he's kissing the hand LOL!
by augustbell666 December 15, 2019
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Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.
Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.
by Arianamous November 23, 2021
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Buttery Hand

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
by Jsagahw March 21, 2017
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The hand over

Hading over your car keys to a criminal. And smoking meth with them the next day in the car they stole off you
Man what happened to your car
I got raped and then he typed to rob me so I gave home my car keys. He came back the next day. So I shouted him meth and we smoked in the he stole off me. Yeah. It was a fun night But I’m a bit sad about the hand over
by Borggy June 27, 2023
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hand grenuc

A hand held throwable nuclear device the size of a hand grenade
I pulled the pin and flung the hand grenuc into the arachnid nest and then bugged out.
by The Arctic October 7, 2022
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hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.
Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
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Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.
I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.
by Patjbg January 11, 2024
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