When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.
Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."
Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."
Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."
by jake sanchard October 20, 2008
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Kyle: Word around the office, Nick got dared into an eagle man.
Tim: Yep, here he comes now..
Nick: KAW, KAW, KAW
Tim: Poor Miles.. he has to take his shit, literally.
Tim: Yep, here he comes now..
Nick: KAW, KAW, KAW
Tim: Poor Miles.. he has to take his shit, literally.
by FancyKrip September 6, 2013
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Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
by grundy88 November 25, 2011
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Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").
Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.
Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.
Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.
Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
Putting thing politely, Cactus Man is a total dickhead, indeed a marked man by all accounts and whose name invariably if not inevitably is called Mark (sorry Mark! we know you are a nice guy really, this is the "other Mark").
Both arrogant and aloof with a sense of utter pompousness that all around are beneath him: after all "nobody is as good as cactus man" and sadly this is what makes him a total prick. This man does not know the meaning of common courtesy and the words "please" and "thank you" are non-existent in his vocabularly.
Cactus man is more than happy to take ALL of the credit, and all of the glory where he can (if he considers you "worthy" enough) but will rarely if ever give you any credit or recognition for your hard work (unless you are unfortunate to make a mistake!). Cactus man is a teflon manager with a neck of brass, and shoulders of teflon, nothing sticks to him - he is a complete and utter pillicock if ever.
Cactus man's gaze is forever upwards staring the ass of those higher up the corporate ladder, and he cares not what muck/filth he drops on those below. Indeed apt to dropping you in it a short notice. Generally having few real friends (if any), few people like him and many despise him.
Most definitely not a team player and best to avoid where you can.
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