Dirty Slut Fart

A really horrible, smelly fart done by a dirty old woman.
Woman: I just did a dirty slut fart, and it stunk really bad.
Man: You dirty slut.
by Why can’t my name be poo poo January 24, 2021
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Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.
Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart
by erectism December 29, 2007
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3 fart rule

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.
Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.
by BoRo83 July 13, 2011
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chip shop fart

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 03, 2006
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the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.
(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"
by brad July 21, 2003
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hot fart in a skillet

A stubborn, ornery, old person who has nothing better to do than make other people miserable.
Shut up old man, you sound like a hot fart in a skillet.
by Dr. Pox August 17, 2014
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Fart hoffers

Pc's are for fart hoffers and macs get you laid
by mannny540 August 09, 2008
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