Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

Life

Life is something that is cap

I hate life

by Oreo=) April 18, 2022

GANBJraSTEr life

Generation's and BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR as they everyday life.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸.

I invented and made and created ganBJraster life.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior. 🇺🇸.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 2, 2021

life

life is fucking worthless unless you are big nigga Tyrone.

life is the big gay.

by horse walrus March 8, 2019

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023

a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022